Yeah, we're gonna start a ska band. (Jeff, Eric, some other kids and I)


Here's a song about The Doldrums.
Is my life in the doldrums?
Am I a sailor lost @ sea?
I wanna get back home.
Or else i'll start a fu*kin
MU-TI-NY!

Wanna get back home to see my girl.
In an oyster i found a pearl. Oi! Oi! Oi!
I'll give it to her.

Is my life in the doldrums?
Why do I smell like squid?
Went home just to find out that
I have a kid.

Am I going anywhere?
To a place that I know?
I would like to get there soon.
Right now, life's too slow

LIFE'S TOO SHORT! CARPE DIEM!
SEIZE THE DAY!